Pineapple Express


(20 customer reviews)

QTY: Ounce

Strain Name: Pineapple Express
Grade: A+++
Type: Sativa
Looks:dense, puple, solid
Smell:sweet, flowery, fragrant
Taste: sweet, mild, flavorful
Effects: mindchill, energetic, creative
Potency: mild


Pineapple express

This strain looked way more like Sour Diesel than Strawberry Cough. Darker green spear tip shaped buds with peach colored pistils, the trichome coverage gives it a grey looking color under certain lighting.

Smell – I didn’t really notice a Strawberry smell, this particular phenotype leans heavily towards Sour Diesel and smells just like diesel fuel or a gas station with earthy kush undertones.

Taste – Same as the smell, very fuely with a great fuel/kushy earth aftertaste.

This smoke is nice and thick on the inhale/exhale and the Strawberry Cough comes through with nice expansion in the lungs.

Pineapple Express combines the potent and flavorful forces of parent strains Trainwreck and Hawaiian.

The smell is likened to fresh apple and mango, with a taste of pineapple, pine, and cedar.

This hard-hitting hybrid provides a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes.

If you are cultivating inside be sure to give Pineapple Express lots of space, as her branches tend to reach far and wide.

The yields of this strain are typically high and it is considered an auto-flowering strain.

Expect your perfect harvest at around 7 to 8 weeks, or if you are growing outdoors, mid-October

Additional information


1 Oz, 1 Pound, 1/2 Pound, 1/4 Pound

20 reviews for Pineapple Express

  1. Darren 420

    “”Hands down, the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” This strain will have you feeling energetic, happy, and ready to get active. The batch that I tried reminded me of the smell of Mini Wheats, and I really enjoyed it. If you get a chance to try this rare breed, I’d highly recommend it. Cheers!”

  2. Scottish

    “I suffer from derealization and depersonalization, I haven’t taken prescription meds for every political reason possible and due to the plethora of negative side effects so I’ve been medicating with dear old canabis for a while. This strain is the best day time strain I’ve ever tried. It’s the only strain that gives me the giggles, and makes everything enjoyable even when my perception on reality acts up. The smoke w…”

  3. Morrissey

    “Makes me feel like a slab of butter on a big ol pile of flapjacks!”

  4. Jane

    “You ever just leaned the fuck back and chilled? This is the perfect weed for just leaning the fuck back and chillin. “

  5. Mary Ann

    “Medicinally: For me, this was literally a cure-all. Not an ounce of pain. This was almost like a prescription-pain pill. Helps to literally dissipate any pain that was in your body. If you see it, get it. Recreationally: This is quite possibly the best strain I have ever toked upon. I literally felt like I was on an opiate. Blissful. I could have spun in circles and felt as if i was flying. The stars look amazing…”

  6. Budman

    “Incredible. Makes life seem so much better. One of the best strains for depression in my mind. The high is quite psychadelic, and really enhances things like music and movies. Great to have with friends. If you try this on your first time you will love cannabis forever.”

  7. Louisiana

    “This cannabis is very special because it causes people to snap out of their anxious, worrying state of mind and out of their robotic like personality and it makes them come back into the present moment. You can see moment when the person snaps back into being in the present moment. Smells slightly like pineapples. Is very strong (strength maybe 9.0/10) and makes me very hungry. This pot has a higher potential of form…”

  8. Zackary

    “I enjoy this strain because i have a lot of anxiety and the more intense the buzz, my paranoia kicks up terribly. With pineapple express I get a nice relaxed body buzz but I am still clear headed and totally calm and slightly euphoric. I suffer from bipolar disorder and schizophrenia and find that this strain doesn’t aggravate my symptoms. It is also nice for spiritual use as it helps you feel one with everything….”

  9. Davis Hj

    “Amazing strain. My friends and I smoked it last night and I can safely say we all had a rather trippy night. The smell is the first thing you spot, it smells amazing and you truly understand why it is called Fruity Pebbles. Once we started smoking, we all felt the effects almost instantly. For a few of us it took a few minutes to start feeling full effects, but eventually it got there as well. The high lasted us a fe…”

  10. Jeggs

    “Pineapple Express, for me, is one of the top sativa’s available. First, I’m a retired Army First Sergeant…I’m pretty banged-up with a spinal cord injury, and a bad anxiety disorder (they call it PTSD. Pineapple Express, especially the sample I had from Altitude Organic, is very very reisiny. The green bud (with dark veins) produces the worst resin residue you’ll ever have on your fingers. Soap/ water won’t get it o…”

  11. Keyshawn

    “my favorite sativa but bc of the taste. Cinderella 99, Willy Wonder, Willy Wonka, Cinderella Dream, Casey Jones are all equally potent in my opinion, but PExpress has them beat on taste. I’ve tried strains from CO and Seattle. where the CO buds were small and tight and bright green (popcorn buds), the Seattle strain is big fat red haired dark and light green monster nug. it is what a sativa should be. it’s an int…”

  12. mary jane

    “Ermahgerd I absolutely love this strain. It makes me so happy and I literally get so much housework done. I can accomplish anything on Pineapple Express while still enjoying a nice head high and the giggles. I get very talkative on this strain and come up with some genius ideas and am able to think about things in a new light. Almost like being able to think freely without the stresses of life taking over. Love it! “

  13. Robben

    Knocked me on my fuckin’ ass. Tasted heavenly. I spaced harder than I ever have before, and I even started to hallucinate. Made me forget all my troubles and put me in a great mood. To say the least I was really fucking high. 10/10

  14. Justin

    “Reliably makes things look different. The world around me looks more artistic and vintage and rustic. Strong creative vibes with this strain. Does provide a decent boost to energy, but I’ve also fallen asleep to this stuff so it’s mindset dependent. Little to no abnormal paranoia. Slight social lubricant and reduced anxiety. Makes me feel happy and peaceful.”

  15. Paula

    “This is my first review so bare with. It is a nice balanced cross between an indica and sativa, but from my experience with it I’d say it’s a little bit more indica dominant due to the nice body high it provides! Appearance: A nice bright green with bright orange hairs. The main thing I noticed was that there was very little trichomes covering the buds which made me a li…”

  16. Robert

    “After the release of the popular stoner flick by the same name, many people assumed that Pineapple Express was a fictional strain, but the truth is it is a very real bud, a cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, both heavily influenced by sativa genes. It is this background that makes Pineapple Express such a popular strain. The jubilant sativa high can completely change your day and is very different from the most…”

  17. Janet’s 78

    “Despite the many comments saying that it is a great day time high, I think it has been overlooked as a bud to smoke at night. Pineapple Express is such a happy weed. I cannot help but laugh every time I look at a friend. It makes music terrific. Smoked a little bit and my scalp feels tingly. Whooooo!!1”

  18. Lunar

    “Pineapple Express… As soon as I saw the name I knew I wanted it, for the namesake alone. However, it is in shatter form, and a little dark in color, but as a new “da…”

  19. Lazz

    “Smell strong fruit overtones with earthy musky undertones. Immediate head high with very slight body high. Giggly talkative stone. Psychedelic with slight visual hallucinations. Moderate to high aural hallucinations. Like hearing is GREATLY enhanced. Body tingles at first. Very enhanced sense of well-being. Increased appetite. Enabled choice to keep trucking through the night or settle in for a nice sleep. Med…”

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